my dad always told me “don’t start a fight you can’t win,” but i just can’t help it….
hey bill, what’s up?
I’m hoping the Braves don’t bring out the brooms tonight. But if they do, I’m afraid the best I can do is mockingly exclaim “Laaaaaarry, Laaaaaaarry, Laaaaaaarry…” (at the television).
Tracy Klujian, who briefly served as a personal trainer to Mr. Jackson’s former accountant, said that Michael Jackson’s death had left “a permanent hole in my soul.”
‘Michael Jackson’s passing is a tragedy for millions of his fans around the world,’ said Mr. Klujian on MSNBC this morning. ‘But to those of us who knew someone who sort of knew him, it’s even more painful.’
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Andy Borowitz: People Who Never Met Michael Jackson Vie for On-Air Time.
This makes me really happy not to be wasting money on cable televison.
Aww, my old streets! Miss you, Syracuse apartment.
In 2003-04, we had the Janet Drive sign, still attached to the street utility pole, in our living room. I always yearned for the ultra-rare Euclid Terrace sign, myself.
The other day I discovered that some days when traffic was really tight on Euclid I used to have to park in front of what I now know to be Raymond Carver’s old house on the 800 block of Maryland Ave. If I’d known then I probably would’ve been inclined to stop and smell the roses (or look at the icicles).
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bonjourrrrrr, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
