October 2008
35 posts
A duck goes into a pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist, ‘I need some...
– John Hodgman, “Jokes That Have Never Produced Laughter” [from The Areas of My Expertise, 2005]
Moment of Truth « FOX Forum →
Ashley Todd, a 20-year-old white volunteer for John McCain’s presidential campaign, says she was mugged at an ATM machine in Pittsburgh (my hometown) by a big black man. She further says he threw her down, then disfigured her by carving the letter “B” into her face with a sharp implement when he saw that she supported McCain, not Barack Obama.
Part of the appeal of, and the unspoken tension...
The American people should demand an investigation into his finances - you can...
– [Commenter “tjune”] Obama Shatters Records With Unprecedented Money Grab - FOXNews.com Elections
There are three things in life that people like to stare at: a flowing stream, a...
– Charlie Brown
CNBC Confirms Lehman CEO Punched at Gym
Annuals Prepare to Unleash Second Album →
I am really looking forward to the new Annuals’ disc (out tomorrow), particularly because I think this is the first album in the past four years which hasn’t leaked out prior to its release.
McSweeney's: The Expectations Game. →
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RS: Yeah, well, there won’t be any Porta-Pottis in St. Louis. I’ve been prepping Governor Palin for the debate and it’s been a catastrophe. It’s not uncommon for her to freeze like a wax statue for minutes at a time. And when she snaps out of it she rambles incoherently about how to field-dress a moose while intermittently giving high-school hockey scores.
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Now, the full engagement story comes out, and as you might have guessed, it...
– Gilbert’s Engagement Story