Tracy Klujian, who briefly served as a personal trainer to Mr. Jackson’s former accountant, said that Michael Jackson’s death had left “a permanent hole in my soul.”
‘Michael Jackson’s passing is a tragedy for millions of his fans around the world,’ said Mr. Klujian on MSNBC this morning. ‘But to those of us who knew someone who sort of knew him, it’s even more painful.’
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Andy Borowitz: People Who Never Met Michael Jackson Vie for On-Air Time.
This makes me really happy not to be wasting money on cable televison.
