Ha!

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RS: Yeah, well, there won’t be any Porta-Pottis in St. Louis. I’ve been prepping Governor Palin for the debate and it’s been a catastrophe. It’s not uncommon for her to freeze like a wax statue for minutes at a time. And when she snaps out of it she rambles incoherently about how to field-dress a moose while intermittently giving high-school hockey scores.

DS: That’s nothing. In Senator Biden’s mock debate, he described the Holocaust as a “mismanaged time-share condo” and claimed that Napoleon ended the Cold War. Then he wet himself and hummed the theme to Hill Street Blues.

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